It's as if someone is in the sex industry and they can't have any other dreams, aspirations, goals or ambitions. To those that find it "ironic" in any way that the first thing on my wish list is a waffle iron, behold! This bitch cooks! And since one of the hardest critics I know deemed me TMC, The Master Chef, I now know I can roll with the best of them. Yes, it's true like any other person in this society, I eat, sleep, shit, fuck and cook. Surprised? Don't be. Just because I don't have issues with my sexuality doesn't mean I don't do normal things and just because I'm in the sex industry doesn't mean all I want to do is fuck.

On top of cooking I do so many other things, you'd be shocked! Check it out, I act, shot American Gangster starring Denzel Washington last year. I've performed in stage plays, been dancing since I was a kid which brought me into the underground performance scene in New York. I am a burlesque performer, you can find me all over the lower east side, code name: The Incredible, Edible, Akynos. Check out my myspace page!, yahoo group or look below on the updates for when and where you can see me. The point I'm trying to make by telling you all this is that I'm a multi-faceted bitch.

If you ask anyone that you know, minister, mother, police officer, judge, lawyer etc etc you will find out that outside of what they do they have other talents. And they all have sex too, it's not just me. I don't have sex or have an interest in sex because I am a whore with no respect for myself. Those are poor ways of thinking and you should feel free to uplift yourself from that. Particularly when it's dealing with women, sex is still till this day a hush hush, she should be ashamed she's doing that kind of thing. Which in turns tells me that if this is your state of mind you have issues. Particularly one with thinking for yourself and analyzing the bullshit that you've been fed for so long. I mean gosh, it's not your fault that you think this way, but it is if you continue to be so biased and so silly. I for one not only love the attention, I love the freedom to express myself this way and in other ways. If you have concerns with how I choose to express myself leave now and check yourself at the door.

If you choose to stay, thanks for coming! After learning more and experiencing so many different things in 2007, I decided to make some changes to the site that will make your mouth water. Like for one I was always shy about showing my vagina like it was something that I needed to cover up as not to present myself like an even cheaper fluzie by doing so. As far as I'm concerned if one sees a vagina it should be a feeling of honor that overcomes them. This is the anatomy of life. Without it none of us would exist. As with the art of having sex. People are so repulsed by it and this is why it is still on the low end of professions to be in. We are so disgusted by it even when we are apart of it. It's as if we don't realize that our parents had to have sex to get us here and that it's natural and it's good. Please don't believe the hype, sex is not something that two people who have taken an oath under GOD do or even two people who are in love do. I tend to like the love aspect better, but lust suits me just fine.

As humans we do it because we love it and when you come here you are going to get it. If you are an adult feel shame free when you come here, if you're a child you have no business being here but you should be HERE And let me make it clear, if your child is on this site this is not my fault. I cannot take full responsibility for your lack of parenting. I am here as an adult earning a living and having fun the way adults do. Use those parental controls, they exist for that purpose.

I have photos and video in the preview area so you can see if you'd like to join the site. I love it when you are here! The site will be changing, I wish I'd realized my two year anniversary was nearing I would have changed it for you then. But congrats to me for being around this long. Though for the past several months Akynos.com has been neglected. Many life changes have taken place and my focus on performing has been at the forefront of my mind. The about me section will turn into a video blog page which I'm truly excited about! You will get candid details about me and my daily life, or maybe weekly, I do get busy, or lazy. So no longer will you have to go there to learn about me I'll just begin to answer the mundane right here for your pleasing eyes. Deep breath...

I was born in Kingston, Jamaica, left there at a young age and have been living in NY ever since. I graduated college with a degree that I didn't really want from a school I didn't really want to be in. Long story, but point is it's so ironic that I gave my classes and degree no respect because I am now in the very field that I went to school for. I gave school another shot to pursue my dream degree, journalism but left after realizing that school was a money making institution that did not have its students best interest in mind only it's pockets. I thought of going for the sex degree but again the shit is way too expensive. I will not spend the rest of my life paying some institution money when I can just read a ton of books, or continue to write about my experiences and opinions here.

I stand at 4'11", 130lbs, 34-26-43. I am single, lately not by choice but because I somehow have a knack for meeting the scum of the earth. I mean really I wonder can so many men be shit heads or are many men just gay and don't realize they are and that's why they don't know how to treat women? Either way I love men and I cater to you all. I love music, I have an eclectic taste, however I do love the things I can dance to. I love the 80s, Bowie, Madonna, Cindy Lauper. Right now I'm a minor fan of Beyonce, like Usher, Alicia, Rhianna, Christina Aguillera and something about the white trash one they call Britney Spears. I just adore her! Not sure why but in her hay day, before she made a fool of herself at the MTV awards, I was a fan. Own every album. Album on top or not BS you my bitch! I live somewhere in NY, wherever you see me you can just assume I live there. I'm a foodie so I have no favorite food, but I do have a least favorite, Italian, I can thank my mother for that one. I still want to learn a few languages but my mind is so preoccupied with other things that is proving to be an impossible task. My main focus now, to bring more ass & sexiness to Akynos.com, more video, more education and to becoming a wonderful burlesque performer. Performing is my life, without it, I have nothing. Without it I am nothing. Akynos.com is just a hobby, just a way for me to spit in the very face of the people with their fucked up opinions of me. You know who you are. Faggot.

I save all the great stuff for my members area! There'll be regular updates of the sexiest photos of me and some of the finest women to ever grace the pages of the internet. You'll see candid videos of my photo shoots, see me in the shower, cooking in the nude and other tantalizing antics that I can come up with to keep you gentlemen here for months to come! If you want to contact me for anything at all, please be detailed as possible. If you want me all to yourself you can make a custom video or photo order. JOIN NOW! the fun will start jumping off as of January 1st 2008 to set the year off right!

JOIN THE MAILING LIST!

 

 
 

3-1-10 - MARCH MADNESS - my show dates!

TOfest09.jpg

just for you skimmers i'll be in Harlem and Philadelphia in the month of March,
taking it off as usual!

exes and oh's...

before i get into my dates let me just say that i am now answering all types of
random questions and i love it. so shoot me over what you will Ask me anything
www.formspring.me/Akynos

Wed March 3rd
. listen to me on the black and the jew radio show. last time i put
a guy i was dating on blast. well not really i just stated his name. haha either
way go there -->
tribecaradio.net/wpradioblog/podcasts/black-the-jew-comedy-hour/

Monday March 15th - it's my monthly show at Public Assembly in Williamsburg. I
produce a show there every 3rd Monday of the month and we all need your support.
the last show was the absolute shit and I'm not just saying that because i am
the producer. So if you're in the NYC area come see a really good variety show.
it has a live band, a great comedic hosts and some of the best variety in town.
all for only $10 with reasonably priced drinks. and if u want to bring in some
food to eat as you take on the show you can do so!

POP Flyer_web res1.jpg

*POP* (A Vaudeville Experience)
at Public Assembly
70 N 6th St Brooklyn, NY 11211
$10 9p - 1a
www.publicassemblynyc.com

*POP* stars to be seen that night are...
Band - The Dirty Boogaloo
Host - Jacquetta Szathmari

Performers
1. Little ole me TIE Akynos
2. The dynamic duo Maddi & Lexi
3. Drag Goddess Mistress B
4. Juggling and magic duo David & Paris
5. Hooping sensation Justina Flash
6. Burlesque bombshell Goddess of Transformation

Wednesday March 17th - Brown Girls Burlesque presents to you Lady Luck at Billie
Blacks in Harlem
Billie's Black Bar Lounge
www.billiesblack.com
271 West 119 Street
New York, NY 10026-1103
(212) 280-2248

Billie's_Card.jpg

happy hour from 5-9p (this means i'll be getting quite drunk! don't miss it)
$7 cover
show time 9p

See the jelly shaking antics of...
Chicava HoneyChild
Fem Appeal
The Incredible Edible Akynos
Le Bilance
Ginger Brown

Thursday March 18th - see me perform at Nurse Bettie
www.nursebettieles.com
106 Norfolk St - LES NYC (sorry this is how they put it on their site. i
honestly don't understand why there couldn't be cross streets. this is what
happens when you give people too much freedom)
show time 10p
the cost, i will soon find out...

Monday March 22 - Cabaret Cataplexy at The Slipper Room!
http://www.slipperroom.com/
167 Orchard St (at Stanton)
Only $5 to get in
F train to 2nd Ave.
Doors at 8:30pm
Shows at 9:30 and 10:30 pm

March 26 and 27th
HEY PHILADELPHIA! i'm coming to your town for the 1st annual
Jim Thorpe burlesque festival!
www.jimthorpeburlesque.com/
I'll be performing in the March 27th show. Doors 7p, showtime 8p

July is my birthday month! Come Celebrate with me!

Thursday July 16th come see burlesque in the name of charity at the beautiful Haven!
244 E 51st btw 2nd and 3rd Aves
No Cover, they serve food and drinks and burlesque brings promptly at 10p so show up early!

Monday July 20th - I'll be on the radio!
Theblackandthejew.com
The show airs from 6 to 7p

Then you can come see me in Canada. I perform in the Friday night show!
postcard-front - TBF 2009.jpg

I won!

So it's the first time in months that I've logged into the site to put up anything new and what moment could be more appropriate? This weekend I attended The Great Boston Burlesque Expo where I won the legend's choice award from Tiffany Carter and then the top honor of Best Soloist. I performed my dedication to the Hottentot Venus using the song centipede by Rebbie Jackson. I hope this means that I'll have good fortune when I go to the Miss Exotic World pageant in June (if I get the honor of being able to compete) and that I will also make an impact on Toronto (if and when) I go for their festival in July. The festival begins only a few days after my bday so maybe I can take a 7 day break and get my party on, Canadian style! Fingers crossed! *Costume courtesy of Garo Sparo!*

Congrats to the other New Yorkers that came out and represented winning awards. Most Classic Lucy Buttons and most comedic Hyper Gender Burlesque.

The photos aren't the best, but enjoy! To see more, better quality photos see my facebook page, find me under Akynos Shekera.

xoxo
A
021-cropped.jpg

061-cropped.jpg


Akynos' yearly wrap

Hey all! I just wanted to tell you all to look out for my new once a year blog called Akynos’ yearly wrap. Since I’m far too busy or lazy to do a daily blog, or even a weekly one I thought I’d compile a short story of all the interesting events that took place in my life this year!

I wish I had started even a few years ago, things were soooooooo juicy then.

What to expect in my first yearly wrap posting? Nightly gunshots, uncircumcised penises, court cases, slapping men in clubs to being burned on thanksgiving in more ways than one. The names in the stories will change to protect the innocent and some things I may have to leave out so I am not completely embarrassed. Either way trust me, you are not going to want to miss this drama!

I’ve always wanted to blog but I am just not that disciplined. It will be posted on my site, my yahoo group, facebook, myspace, email list etc etc. Basically wherever you see this is where I will post it. Read it. Laugh. Shake your head. Comment. Loath. Revere. Do what you must but remember despite it being about actual events it’s all entertainment. Haha I love the freedom of the new world.

A

Friday Nov 21, 2008

Photobucket

Hey friends!

So the show is this Friday Nov 21st at 9pm sharp! And I want and need you all to be there! It will not be a show without you so please come out and support the show! Ending tonight there are discount codes you all can use to get in and see the goodness of live entertainment at a cheaper price. Please logon to www.smarttix.com (or call them at 212-868-4444) and type in the name of the show and get your discounted tickets! The rates are below. After tonight you will have to pay the regular $15 price online or at the door. And remember no matter the cost you all have to adhere to the 2 drink minimum.

Parties of 4 use discount code "group" to get tickets for $10 each

Parties of 2 use discount code "half" to buy one ticket at the regular
price and get the other for $7

And any singles coming to the show use the discount code "pastie" to
get your ticket for $12.

The World Famous *BOB* hosts and see performances by Eric Girardi, The Love Show, (Miss Coney Island) Gal Friday, Miss SOuthern COmfort and CoCo Mackentire from Brown Girls Burlesque, Blue, Melody Sweets, Jezebel Express and myself The Incredible, Edible, Akynos.

Running time is approx 90 min. Drink prices start around $7

At The Triad Theater (upstairs from the Turkish restaurant)

158 W 72nd St (btw Amsterdam and Columbus) - 9p

Dress code is whatever you want it to be, just come and have a grand time!

Box office number is 212-362-2590

I hope you all will be there!

exes and ohs!

Akynos

June 17, 2008

So like, there's been tons going on. I finally think I found a programmer to fix the major issues I'm having with akynos.com and to make some changes to what you see when you come here in the near future. I can't wait! But to fix is money and honey your girl is so busy doing other things it's sometimes hard to finance. One of the things I've been working on is my new show on the upper west side of Manhattan this summer. It's in my b'day month of July so please all do come out and support. All the details are below, I hope to see you all there. Producers like myself love it when you buy advance tickets, so logon to www.smarttix.com and get 'em while they're hot! Cost is $15 PLUS a 2 drink minimum. It's at The Triad Theater on Thursday July 10, 2008. 9p Sharp!

I will be update regularly in the coming weeks. Sorry I've been gone.

xoxo
-A

FLIER DESIGN BY CHRISTOPHER RAND email christopherjrand@gmail.com
Photobucket

Photobucket

FLIER DESIGN BY CHRISTOPHER RAND email christopherjrand@gmail.com

Del Ray Beach, FL performance 5-29-08

The Boudoir Beauties with Kevro Art Bar presents:
Date/Time: Thursday May 29, 2008
Time: 8:45pm - 10:45pm
Entry Type: Performance
Location: Kevro Art Bar
Street Adr: 166 SE 2nd Ave.
City: Delray Beach
State: Florida
Zip: 33444
Notes: $20 includes raffle ticket and drink Auction of Burlesque DVD’s, Cd’s,books and lingerie


Hope to see all the Floridians there, please come and support the troops and say hello to me!

-A

Guys & Dolls ( a burlesque and variety review)

So I have had 1000s of fliers printed up for my first burlesque production. Only for it to be a botched job that I payed good money for. So, since many people are walking around with an almost illegible flier, they can come to the site (on the back of the flier, the most legible part of the botched job) and see the details in full legible form.


There will be booze, burlesque, comedy and more!
Saturday April 12th, 2008 @ 8p sharp!
Guys & Dolls burlesque revue
at The Gene Frankel Theater (downstairs theater)
24 Bond St, btw Bowery & Lafayette
take 6 train to Bleeker or B, D, F, V to B'way/Lafayette
$10

Hosted by Albert Cadabra - the great deceiver
with Dulce De Leche, Mike and Krazypop, comedy by Key Fitz, It's a little Stormy, Ginger Baker (the opening number by) Club Charles Burlesque and yours truly, the little woman with the big hair, The Incredible, Edible, Akynos!

Hope to see you all there!

3-11-08

GOSH! it took me forever to upload those photos! good lord! Well one set down and more to come. I will work with the videos in a day or two. I have got a show in the evening and hope to see you all there. Check my myspace for the details. Goodnite and enjoy! (still can't upload photos in this section. arrgh! working on it)xoxo

3-10-08

So once again I am having issues with this site. I love this site but sometimes I wonder...I can't login to the members admin to update the members area with the new sets and videos I have and for some reason I can't even upload a new photo here so you can see a spanking new photo of me to view while you read this here message. I just emailed a techie and I'm sure he'll get on the job pronto. Good lord I just want the next months of this site to go smoothly. I have so much content and it's always when I find the time out of my hectic schedule to update it that I have problems doing it. Well a little later I'll just update with the other preview photos and have the other sets for the members area touched up, so when I get this squared off there will be tons of things to come. I am going to try and have this handled in a few days. I am also working on some great new writings to educate your sexual minds. You're gonna love em! Promise. See you in the members area!

XOX -A

3-6-07 Showtime!

Come down to Rififi for a burlesque event! Starring me! The lovely Rae, Harley and more! Show time begins at 10 and believe me everything will be affordable and worth your time. I will preform a number under an umbrella ella ella. I hope to see you there. Be there or not be there! all details will be on the calendar on the right side of my page [myspace.com/akynosdotcom] (look for it) or call information.

And guess what! I have new vids and photos for the members area you are gonna love it. And I'm not going to leave you empty handed I will be working on some new thangs to keep it up and running! Enjoy!

-A

Christianity

HyperGender Burlesque presents: Religion Gone Wild
WOW Cafe Theatre
59-61 East 4th
December 8 at 10pm
$10/$5 for burlesque performers


CHRISTIANITY

Christianity is a monotheistic religion centered on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as depicted in the New Testament. Christianity teaches that Jesus is the Son of God and the Messiah prophesied in the Old Testament, and that the New Testament records the Gospel that was revealed by Jesus.

Christianity began as a sect within Judaism, and includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament) as well as the New Testament as its canonical scriptures. Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is classified as an Abrahamic religion (see also, Judeo-Christian).

The name "Christian" meaning "belonging to Christ" or "partisan of Christ",was first applied to the disciples in Antioch, as recorded in Acts 11:26.

In spite of important differences of interpretation and opinion, Christians in the Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholic, and Protestant traditions share a common faith: belief in Jesus Christ as a the son of God, Bible as a holy book and salvation.

This Saturday Fem Appeal and I, The Incredible Edible Akynos will strip Christianity for you!


txt take from wikipedia

12-2-07

RedC011.jpg
photo by Wendy Lee Williamson www.wendyleewilliamson.com

WOW! Only if you all knew what I have been going though this past week trying to have this site updated for not only the month of December updates, but what I didn't realize is a late 2 year anniversary update. CONGRATS TO ME!

Everything has happened. My first computer crashed, and then my laptop did the same. Then from there it was a downward spiral of issues with logging into the site among one of them. But I figured it out and now I'm trying to get the finishing touches done so you all can enjoy what I've deprived you of for so many months! I'm sorry, but I'm back and this month it will be a sizzling photo/video shoot to make this site what I've desired it to be since it's inception. The set gearing to go up was intended for my last December update. But since the set I was working on got deleted when I had to reformat my computer, this is what you shall get. And you shall love it! I will put up what I have of the set so far, as I stated I had major pc issues. But don't worry my work ethic is back!
-A

11-24-07 Post Turkey day drooling

bobpresent1.jpg
photo by Wendy Lee Williamson www.wendyleewilliamson.com


Sorry. I wanted after you all sat around at the dinner table with all the family members you hate that you could come here to new footage and cool off. Or jack off...whatever. But it didn't happen. I'm performing much, was sick, and cooking myself. But now I found a great retoucher, to retouch some not all of the new photos in the members area, so instead of killin' myself for the month of November and it's almost over I figure December will have to be it. I am shooting again in December, photos and video, I promise it will be well worth the wait. And I gained some damn weight so now I'm trying to loose it, so I can be super hot, not just hot, again. My hair is straight now, deal with it. I had to go Euro, the attention I get on the street is cool but shoot sometimes I don't like feeling like a walking side show, although I miss my Chaka Khan do.

I am working on a few articles, so there will be no slacking there. I'm working on putting up a blog so you all can get up in my personal life. It's like so exciting you won't believe. The toy review area is gonna go but I don't know what to do with it yet, any suggestions? In the meantime as you hit the treadmill look at one of the photos of me on stage performing, when I was like 10lbs lighter, and join my myspace page to view my calendar. Until then here is a posting from one of my favorite burlesque sisters The World Famous *BOB* announcing one of the shows she is producing that I will be apart of. This coming Monday November 26t. I hope to pop a pastie for anyone that decides to show up.

Read the posting by one of my favorite burlesque sisters The World Famous *BOB* hope to see you all there.

Akynos

Hello Ponies!!! THIS MONDAY Nov. 26th @ 10 pm @ Galapagos in Williamsburg I am celebrating 4 solid years of bringing new burlesque talent to the stage. I am honored by the presence of The Peach Tartes, Burgundy Brixx, Run A Round Sue, Lil' Miss Lixx, The Incredible Edible Akynos, Legs Malone and as always my trusty Miss Caitlin the pickup artist who will be debuting as a burlesque dancer!!!!
Showtime 10pm-12:30 ish
$5
Galapagos @ N.6th St. btwn. Wythe & Kent (Williamsburg)

ALSO THIS IS MY LAST World Famous *BOB* Presents....@ GALAPAGOS
Starting December 12th, 2007 @ 10 pm - 11:30
The World Famous *BOB* Presents.....MOVES TO BOWERY POETRY CLUB!!!
AND TO THE SECOND WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH!!!
Wednesday December 12th World Famous *BOB* Presents.....
Glenn Marla BOYlesque Sensation!!!! + The New Review!
January 9th World Famous *BOB* Presents...Jezebel Express
$7 on Bowery btwn. 1st & 2nd St.
Please help spread the word .....any city that starts with the word "MAN" - I know we can conquer- "MAN"hattan here we come!!!!!
p.s. wanna be in the show? send me a message!!!!

-A

10-22-07

Don't be peeved if you entered the members area and none of the new photos in the preview gallery are there yet. I'm working on it. Since I was left to fend for myself months ago after this site design was done, I am now attempting to get the problem with loading my galleries up in a batch fixed. When I do that, I can easily get photos up. That and getting serial numbers for all my lost software is the delay. Have no fear, I can always give out extended memberships! Just email me!

10-1-07

So I am still trying to get my new sets touched up so I can look great for my come back. Sorry it's taking so long, once I find the right person to do the job correctly and timely, which I will manifest this week, you will see some great photos. Come next month I will shoot some original web content from a great director and I am sure you all will enjoy it. Another thing with the photos is that a magazine publisher contacted me about using some of my new content for a December layout and they don't want me using that set before December. So I sent them some shots from the new sets and told them to take a pick on which set they want to use and I've yet to get a response. Time is money and soon I will just have to pick a set on my own and hope it's not the one he wanted. For now go to my myspace page and view my performance calendar. www.myspace.com/akynosdotcom

9-7-07 Wow it's been a loooong time

IMG_0916.JPG
photo by Wendy Lee Williamson www.wendyleewilliamson.com


Yes so I know I've been MIA. I've been going through a series of unfortunate events. But things are settling and I'm feeling a lot better now. I've got a new pc since my last one failed on me & I failed to replace it until like...last week. Boy issues are among the smallest of the pile but I don't need to go into details. I will take this time however to address some things...Well for one I've got great new content and in a few weeks I'll be shooting more great new content so I won't keep falling behind on you katz. For all those of you who left I hope you come back and to anyone seeing me for the first time, gimme a try why won't ya!

In the new sets (I'm so excited!) I get naughtier than ever before. Now if I can find a reasonably priced, reliable and competent videographer I can give you some spicy video too! But I'm still working on that. Besides I'm a bit bloated and have to give myself time to flatten out.

Now that I've got your attention some give me a few to get those steamy new pictures up. I've got to go find all my software that was on the old pc and put on my shiny new gateway laptop so I can watermark and touch up as needed.

And in the meantime as you sit home and do nothing please go here http://digg.com/environment/Honey_bees_in_US_facing_extinction and read up on our beloved honey bees that are disappearing. It seems to be only an aftermath in the news but it's rather serious and I think we should not delay because we cannot exist without the work that they do. It's being questioned what's making them disappear, I say it's real simple those pesticides that you throw on the crops are contributing heavily to their demise. I don't have to be Einstein to see that these horrible environmental habits are killing us...slowly.

You might shrug it off now but when you are looking around at eating your kids because there's nothing else around to eat...just remember I warned you.

Now enjoy my slutty pictures and love your environment. Now to figure out how to work all this stuff again. See ya soon!

Oh my gosh!! 5/24/2007

Happy memorial day to everyone!!! I have been away for so long. My pc went to shit on me and I have yet to replace it and then on top of it I have been so busy trying to get my name out there on the NY Burlesque scene. But I am baaaaack! Next week you all will have new pictures and video sets and in the coming weeks I will be working on the long awaited changes I've wanted to make to this site since last year. I am sooo sorry to all my loyal members, I couldn't access this area of the site because I didn't know the url to get to it. But I've figured it out and I am here to stay!! Yippie!

If you would like to come out and see me perform I will be at Galapagos out in Williamsburg Brooklyn on Monday May 28th, showtime is around 10ish. If that isn't convenient (which most burlesque performances aren't cause they always start so damn late) you can stop by the Entertainment industry expo on Sunday June 3rd. I will be in booth 116 performing 2x between 2 & 4:30.

Visit http://www.eienyc.com/ and http://www.galapagosartspace.com/ for more info on these events. Don't worry this entertainment is dirt cheap. If you can make it say hi to me! On the bill my name would be The (incredible, edible) Akynos. Hope to see you there.

Love ya,
Akynos

3/27/07

yellowdress051.jpg

Do I look innocent in this picture? LOL, well don't let looks fool you, I got a bit naughty in this set. I was just hanging out with my friends and we brought the camera on for some fun. No previews of these shots, it's members area only! So come on in! But just because I'm a good girl and in tribute to my upcoming show I've got pasties on!! LOL, but look closely at these shots guys, something is totally different about me. ;)

My upcoming performances for April

Keigwin Kabaret at Thalia Theater
at Symphony Space April 5,6, and 7th @ 8:30

Visit the websites below for more information:
WWW.KEIGWINandCOMPANY.COM
www.symphonyspace.org

Peter Jay Sharp Theatre (PJST) Leonard Nimoy Thalia (LNT)
2537 Broadway at 95th Street, New York, NY 10025-6990
Tel: 212.864.5400 Fax: 212.932.3228

3/9/07

burlsq001_tn.jpg
photo by Wendy Lee Williamson www.wendyleewilliamson.com


Ok guys it's been one day since surgery and I'm doing well. I am going to be working on getting the updates up periodically during the course of the day in between my codeine naps. So depending on the speed at which I watermark and resize these babies, I say before the weekend is out all of the pictures and possibly the vids will be up for your viewing pleasure. Be patient, remember, I should still be resting my body. And this month's guest model Ice Cold Champagne brings some heat to the members area. I am so in love with her! Thanks girl! Guys enjoy! MCD_5631_tn.jpg

Love,
Akynos

3/6/07

blkwhite002_tn.jpg
photo by Wendy Lee Williamson www.wendyleewilliamson.com


Patience is a virtue this week. I am slowly working on getting the pictures in the members area. So far there is a whopping 15 of me in this infamous red dress there for you to see, but don't fret there are literally 100s more for me to skim through, touch up, highlight, watermark and publish. I'm taking it pic at a time. Don't forget there are also 2 more sets of 100s of pics that need resizing and what not, but they are coming!

I obviously won't be able to have this and the videos up before D-day aka Thursday so the vids will have to wait till i'm a bit more recovered so you can see me. Right now my sleep aide is kickin in and I just updated as much as I can for one night on my limited schedule. No lie the keyboard feels elevated which means I need to go lie down.

I'll try to finish up the sets tomorrow. But I have to go to bed sometime in between working on sets and cooking for the week. Thursday is a big day. Wish me luck and enjoy what's there in the meantime.

2/27/07

reddress_tn.jpg

It's been a long time, so it seems. So much has happened to me and is continuing to happen. I have been locked up due to the allegations of a long time stalker and antagonist and it's causing me to seek refuge in another state sooner than I expected. I am in surgery next month, wish me luck! And with that said I have great updates for the month of March, thanks to the work of www.wendywilliamson.com and a friend that held the video camera. It should hold you guys off 'till I get back. Make sure to hit up the yahoo group for more details.

Enjoy it! I'll speak to you all post-op!

Akynos

1-12-06

AKbanana.jpg

Yipidy doo da I've done it! Reluctantly but I've done it. After weeks of waiting on my new vids from yet another unreliable funny acting videographer I just recorded two new cam videos. How I hate those. They're up in the members area, sorry I have no time to do previews. Besides I'm saving previews for when I do the high quality vids and not some cam joints. February should be a good month though. I will be shooting with people with whom cash will be exchanged and my equipment will be used to record the content, so there should be no issue there! If all goes well however there will be two more videos up this month. I'll try to get creative with it. I'll try to step out of my bedroom and record some other things in the house to keep you satisfied. That's if I can find someone to hold the camera.

Happy fuckin 2007!

I'm on my way out! I will be back with updates and stories and a hangover!

RIP to jazzmine the turtle 2006-2007 :(:(:(

11-25-06

Don't fret there is a new video up in the members area. Seems I am going to be able to make this site the way I want it to be afterall, things seem to be working out. So if your not a member you should become one so you can see me taking a bath and shaking my tailfeather!

Love,
Akynos

11-5-06

B&G.jpg

Hey everyone, the site has been updated with some new video footage. So go check out the new previews and join if you haven't already. Next update (in 2 weeks) there will be more video, each one hotter than the next!

Akynos

10-6-06

oiling-up001_tn.jpg
Finally! I got those vids working (thanks KeKe!) So to all the members there is a new vid up in the members area and more to come once i get them from my sources. As for the folks previewing, check the preview area soon for a clip of what is new to the members area and get there already!

10-3-06

Hey gang, just stopping in briefly to let you all know that I am still actively fighting to keep these doors open. I should be shooting some new photo sets this weekend if all goes well and I have video that I am dying to put up but my technical difficulties have yet to be resolved. I still can't upload vid to the site! I did some dumb shit, yep it was all my fault, but goodness i'm having a hard time getting help to fix it. Just stick around, maybe by the time the weekend comes and goes i'll be able to upload the two new vids that I have. And then I will feel confident recording more because then I can put them up once they are ready.

Otherwise my plan is to put out a string of dvds, reduced price or free to my members ( I haven't planned it out yet) or find some other way, remotely to have my members be able to view my vids. Anyhoo, the new article is coming, it's just i'm tired as hell right now (as I always am) and I am not going to fight my sleep. I have to be up in the morning and I am NOT a morning person. Don't forget the new maid set is up and ready for viewing... Until then people!

Akynos

Coming 9-25-06

maid013_tn.jpg

Me in the maid outfit. Still trying to get the videos up but i'm having issues with how it was recorded. *sigh* well in any event I have to give the paying members something. Looks like it's a new picture set and cam videos for this Sunday. Peace!

Bye Bye... for now 9-2-06

Okie dokie so it's come down to this. Unfortunately I have to shut down shop, things have gotten too ridiculous. Not getting my content when promised, even well after it was promised to me. To not being able to make the necessary adjustments to the site. I have finally decided I can't take this site where I want it to go. These kind of mishaps are regular here and this is not the way I like to conduct business. Maybe I will be able to make a come back next year, but for now I'm focusing on other things happening in my life. And for the record to the stalker in my life, it wasn't you and your wrong doing that caused this, you are not that strong. You are a miserable fuckin clown who will lay in the bed that you made,of course with no real woman next to you because apparently you can't get none. What a tangled web you've weaved. The universe will handle you accordingly and when the karma has come back to bite you in the ass, remember all the pain that you tried to cause me. You miserable lonely fool.

To everyone else, join the yahoo group to find out if and when I will decide to try my hand at this one more time. Until I stop taking memberships and for the members who recently joined, I will continue to update until your membership runs out. Thanks for all the support and I really do hope to be able to make a comeback, being well prepared this time of course.

Akynos
IMG_0352A.jpg

8-20-06

schoolgirl001_tn.jpg


Why am I smiling so hard in the new image? New membership prices? What's the next updates this month? Read more

8-8-06 Wendy Williams today and yesterday

First off the new set is up, sorry it took so long I've been busy. It is small but I will pay ya back with the videos I am still trying to get together for you all.

Now about Wendy yesterday and today. Yes I called in trying to take Charlamonkey out on date, not because I wanted to get him in the sack and poke holes in the condom as Wendy stated with her colossal ignorance, but because I thought dude was funny and I like his radio persona, not even 'cause I thought dude was cute. But it turned out all wrong, Wendy insulted me, carrying on as if I can't be open about my sexuality and still be a good girl. People and their fuckin' misconceptions. The boxes they put you in, particularly when you are working in this line of business.

Wendy, I still got love for, she is just doing what she does but I did resent the AIDS comment. She may not have down right said it but she damn sure implied it, for all of you who listened you know what I'm talking about. My AIDS article, for any of you who care to read, talks about us as a human race not being immune to catching the disease and we all need to be careful. Wendy claims that they were all so turned off that they couldn't even finish looking at my site. Well first off I am sure all of their dicks were hard including Wendy's. And Charlamonkey is nothing more than Wendy's little boy toy. Since she got rid of her dick she needed a new one, detached from her and easily accessible to her man hole.

With that said and done, they are doing what they do and I am just happy I got the moment to say something if anything about people trying to drag my name in the dirt. But in any event we all know that Wendy is a hypocrital beast and sometimes she needs to be told, and I'm glad I got my moment, even though I really wanted to get into her ass.

Much love and enjoy the site! And please remember I am not no-one's expectations and do not try to put me in a box, I WON'T FIT!
Akynos

8-6-06

Coming up! Small but hey it's here! I didn't realize these weren't up in the members area already. As well as three new mini vids. I would have had more from shots at the millenium hotel in the city but that's didn't work out ;( too bad, I was gonna have some fiyah for yo asses! Maybe next time!

gold015_tn.jpg

7-27-06

Ok so I've added a new set, a relatively small one but a new set none the less. It's the last from the batch from Dain of www.magiccitydymes.com, unfortunately I didn't get the other pictures photog ron "the dick headed bitch" johnson shot because after much aggrivation he decided to delete my pictures. O well that's how the cookie crumbles sometime. Since I have now come to a dry spell Read More

blackthong002_tn.jpg

7-24-06

Ok so I finally got the new cam video up! Yippie! It took me a while to get this little video done so enjoy and yes of course I will be recording more. No preview for this one, most of the videos that come in now will be go straight to the members area.

whitedress_tn.jpg

7-22-06

Happy born day to me! Well right now fellas I have finally gotten things together with my pc and I'm trying to update the site. I swear no matter how much I do this I can never make updating this site a smooth process. Each time is like I'm doing it for the first time. Anyhoo, so far I have two new sets up. They are both quite small but I will add another set to one of those and it will be A-ok. I will have a new article up soon too. As usual I never know what to write and then I always end up in some stupid situation that gives me just the thing I need to write about. I shot a new cam video last night. Read more

yellowladder001_tn.jpg

7-21-06

This has got to be one of my sadest b'day yet. Well from me to my members anyway. Sorry guys I am having serious computer issues. I have the content to update the site but can't get it up in time it looks like. To think that I stayed up late last night trying to record a sweet cam video to not be able to put it up today. Well in any event to read more about all my photographer drama and where my b'day party will be tomorrow go to the group and join! I'll make it up to you I swear!

7-2-06 Sacred Sunday Update

Howdy, happy July! Ok so I've got the first update that I'm still working on to get up for you guys. I am hoping this month I will get what I ask for and that's great video to update the site with. I am still waiting on one of my photogs ( I will say no names) to send that over to me. As a b'day present from me to all you who are supporting me I want to make this month the first month I really give you all some great updates. Not just the biweekly ones but one to two for every week of this month. Remember July 22nd is my b'day so show your love and support, come on through and enjoy the content I put up. Read More

white053_tn.jpg Thanks again Dain! http://www.magiccitydymes.com

6-25-06 Sacred Sunday UPDATE!

Wow June has been one hell of a month! I think it may have been the busiest month I have had so far this year. I cannot begin to tell you all of which I had to do in this month alone, and next month may be a little worse since it is my b'day month as well as another family member of mine whom I am very close with, our b'day's are one week apart...let the celebration begin. But to make this month a little happier for you all if it's been as hectic as mine and to live up to my promise, I have a Sacred Sunday update for you! Yippie! This is one of my new sets, which I might add is untouched. So you guys get to see all my flaws, see me for who I am. (Non members check the preview area for a taste.) Read More

6-20-06

top-pic.jpg
Photograph taken by Dain of http://www.magiccitydymes.com

Hello members and visitors...Ok so things are looking up! I have a few new sets for you and intend to update the site this week and next week to make up for the lost time. And I should soon be shooting with a great videographer out here in NY to get some video content up and rolling. But I will see how that goes. I am suppose to meet him tomorrow, but since my schedule is so busy I may have to push it back until Thursday, hopefully he and my schedule don't clash and I can have some hot vids up for you in my b'day month of July...there is a lot more for you guys to read on what's going on with me so click here and get ya read on!

Akynos
akynos 158a.jpg
Photo from recent shoot with www.jeansotight.com sorry you won't see this set here!

6-17-06 Akynos.com closing?

Hmmm maybe so. There has been too much BS going on with keeping the
site up and running the way I feel it needs to be. READ MORE

June 12, 2006

So I'm back from Florida and I'm not too pleased. I shot some great content out there with two photographers but I can't show it to you just yet because I'm still waiting to get it. It happens to be what is needed to update the site. I hate to harass people so I guess I have to wait until they decide to send me the footage. I have practically begged for it to no avail. So I patiently wait.

The content I'm sure you all will enjoy though, video footage of me roller skating topless, shaking my tail feather and what I believe will be some great stills to match!

In any event although I like to update with all my content at once, I guess I'll just put the new article up. Until then the future of this site will all depend on when I get new pictures and video and my future dealings with other photographers. This is a very frustrating process. Mama didn't say it would be this hard. Be patient with me.

Akynos
IMG_2079a.jpg


For all future updates and other emails click here

May 30th 2006

Yes! So I finally got my software to cooperate and I added the new beach set to the site. I am frantically trying to get another video put up for you to enjoy but that's going to take a whee bit longer being I am the one editing it this time around. Since I started added these notes I am realizing that it's changed up the site a bit so now I am trying to find out how to fix this. Dilema, dilema, I'm sure it will all work out though. Now to add to the good news I wanted to tell you all to check me out in this month's Marie Claire magazine, (Julia Stiles on the cover). I'm all the way at the back commenting on what I comment on best...you guessed it sex! Along with that I will be performing again this month in the big apple. Join the yahoo group to find out more details on what it is I'm talking about. For now I'm off and still a new sacred sunday update will be coming before I go off to Florida this weekend. I hope to come back with atleast 8 new videos for you guys! Until then, enjoy!

Akynos

May 28th 2006

IMG_2623ab.jpg

Hello everyone! Since this site has been up I have yet to change this page. So I decided on a whim of course, that I will have to make all my latest announcements here. The site is getting updated so don't fret. But who knew that running a site could be so much work! From non stop issues with the software to constant cancellations with photographers, this is almost a nightmare. Particularly when you are doing it alone juggling a 9-5 and a truck load of other projects. My time is so limited it's unbeliavable. I wish I'd gone with my original plan when opening this door to have a year's worth of work ready to be put on the site at a moments' notice. I was advised wrong and now I'm feeling it for not listening to myself. As I type I have a few more pictures to add to the collection for this month's update. And I am gearing up to head out to Florida next weekend so I can shoot some hot new pictures and come back with the videos I really want to have up on this site to make it more video than pictures. If all goes well I'll be able to shoot videos on Monday before I go and give you all a kick ass Sacred Sunday update. Good help is hard to find people, even months into me being here on the web. I am still trying hard to get things the way I want it around here. So stick around and wait to see what happens next!

Love,
Akynos