Pretty Girls

"We might as well be the ugliest girls in the world."

Sep 1, 2008

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I fell in love a few months back. Nuh-uh. I mean lust. We kissed romantically at Grand Central station. Nuh-uh. I mean we almost spontaneously combusted but he was under far more control than I was so it didn't happen. When I turned to him and said that I would pay for the damned hotel room and almost went into an uproar when he declined his response was "see what I mean. You girls that look good think you can always get what you want." And as usual each time I hear a statement like that I'm thoroughly offended and disgusted.

First off, I don't think I look that good. I'm not gonna go picking myself apart but I can use some improvement, as many if not all women say about themselves. Some are full of shit but I'm not bullshitter and if I say I need improvement then I need improvement. But again, I don't think I look that good. And secondly looks have nothing to do with the fact that I wanted to this man like a thirsty dog in a desert and in turn he told me we should wait. *GASP* The thought that went through my mind (in Elaine's Bennis' voice) why would he not want to sleep with me? It was this new and hot sex and why wouldn't he want it? But to him I was just another conceded bitch and he wasn't going to give in because of my good looks.

Faggot.

Then there's those people. Oh you're so sexy, so pretty-- gorgeous even. You should be someone's wife. Ok sure I admit I have a dashing fucking personality, but again I don't think I look that good. Ok let me come clean. I could look that good but it takes too much effort. I'd rather just get up 20 minutes before I have to go anywhere and throw on the first thing I can find. Ssssh! Don't tell that to Idris Elba. He's my future husband and he doesn't strike me as the type that would like to know his future love could careless about bedazzling. Unless it involves a stage show and even then I'm like...damn. But I mean, I'm flattered that people think I'm so good looking that some man would have me snatched up by now.

Pretty girls have no fun.

In fact we have bad reps. Pretty girls to me are defined as women with pleasant to beautiful faces and a hot body to boot or the deadly combination of both. People tend to think that we (yes I do on some days have a pleasant to beautiful face and my body is sorta bodacious) can get what we want whenever we want it. All we have to do is flash a smile or a tit and people are just begging to do things for us.

which planet are these assholes from?

Grant it there are some people so pretty that they can get what they want but I'm not one of them. In fact, I find it impossible to find a man to like me for more than five minutes. I mean even JZ said it "no matter how pretty you is" (ignorant fuck) it's never like you my girl." And it's true. As a pretty girl-- a dark skinned one at that I've gotta work twice as hard at everything just because people think I'm always getting things handed down to me. Even penis.

Pretty girls, particularly the ones who are overdeveloped as pre-teens and beyond are teased daily. Sexually abused by older men and molested by the boys their age at school. They have to fight everyday because of it to, just to make the point that being called "apple titties" is not appropriate. We cry all the time because at 15 our breasts are so big that people misinterpret who we are. They think we're sluts when we're just overdeveloped little girls who want to be little girls, thus wanting a breast reduction. And we blame our backs for it when it's really not our backs at all it's that we just want to rid ourselves of the pain and be accepted by the ittie bittie tittie comity and just fit in.

We are hated by our peers at work or at school. Our best friend doesn't trust us because we look so good she thinks her man will dump her for the "pretty girl". And though that is her insecurity and not ours we still have to get shit for it. Damn near each man we meet practically accuses us of having a man already because of how we look. "Don't bullshit me. You too fine not to have a man." Good lord the world is full of shallow minded people. And when we meet a man we like and it seems we've clicked he refuses new hot buttered sex with us because we're pretty and think we can just get what we want.

So you see pretty girls don't always have it easy. We have it hard. Fucking hard. Unless we are like drop dead gorgeous then maybe we can get away with a lot of shit. It's the pretty girls sometimes that men want to attack because they've never had someone so pretty.

Pretty girls.

We might as well be the ugliest girls in the world.

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