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Sex etiquette"chivalry is dead"
I've noticed that the older some women get their relationships with men have depleted drastically. Did they lose their swagger? Did wrinkles set in and bags under the eyes? Is the coochie just not tight enough anymore? No bags, no wrinkles and the coochie is definitely not worn out? You still have those youthful curves and a sparkling smile so how can one believe for a moment that their swagger has just dwindled?...but still some seriously need to get their groove back. Or is it that times have changed and we have now become old fashioned? I remember once upon a time I use to meet men who, when they wanted to have sex, would do certain things like, tell a woman anything to get in her pants. Possibly take her on a cheap date or even invite her to the crib for Chinese food and 40oz. But damn has things changed! Even if guys are so close to the vagina they can taste it they still don't put on those old school charms. You know like give a deep passionate kiss, even if it was staged. Rub the ass, suck a titty or even engage in a little finger action. Boy those were the days. Now what do men do? They kinda just uhm...stick their filthy phallus in your face and say suck it or I don't know give the ass cheek one cheese ball squeeze and say take off your clothes. Or the classic one I recently heard some months back, drop their pants and say to you "grab my dick." LMAO! I kid you not dude said to grab his dick! Boy chivalry is dead. I mean ok, so maybe you shouldn't be behind closed doors with any of these guys if sex isn't on your mind. But for crying out loud when you say things to a woman without any warning like "grab your dick" what exactly is your goal? Are you trying to get the pussy or not? What happened to the days of the 3 minute pre-romp to get her in the mood? I mean can a nigga at least get a bitch drunk! Yep, chivalry is dead as a door nail. I mean listen, I am one for all the rough sex talk but could we have at least established some kind of sexual rapport before you go there? Or maybe, just maybe could some kind of foreplay be initiated before you whip out your cock and say "suck it." I mean shit, where the hell did that come from?! Has the internet age changed us so much? Is everything moving so fast that an entire step in the sexual process has been eliminated from our lives to give women yet another reason not to be able to cum or better yet even get aroused? I mean really, what the fuck has happened to you men? Is it that the blind is leading the blind? Your parents aren't teaching you about sex, neither are the schools so we just kinda wing it like we are in some kind of chat room or on some fuckin' perverted party line. Yes, guys and gals still do hook up in the clubs and go get it on in a hotel on the first night. But see the thing is, or at least I think, some kind of mood is set. You know, the drinking, the physical and mental connection is made, though it may be mediocre at best one is still made. How is this made you ask? Well the alcohol plays a big role in it and then comes this thing called conversation. Get to know the person a little. Ask questions like, "so does twisting your nipple turn you on or just a little finger poppin' session?" I mean something! The point is act like you want to know about a female! You know how we can get. Act like you like us! I made this clear to a gentleman that I'd met last year and was speaking to online and on the phone for a year before we met again. I made it clear to him that whining and dining me would help. Talking to me a little would help being that we were so far away from each other. In other words...pretending that you like me, even if you don't truly, will help to arouse me. Cause honestly I am a firm believer that sex is 90% mental than it is physical. Ok well fuck it, it is for me. But when the time came down to it it was just kinda like..."so you gonna suck my dick tonight?" *Rolls eyes* Is this what the world has come to? Do we need to get from point A to point B so gotdamn fast??? Can we not just take the scenic route on this trip? I mean we speed through every-thing-else. Can this just not be the one sacred thing that we make time for? Good ole foreplay or the 10 minutes it takes to get to know a person before you share bodily secretions, spread germs and diseases? What happened to sex etiquette? The build up that takes place before we humans do the grind. The touching the feeling, the kissing, the "nah I ain't got a girl you will be the only one gettin' this dick" talk?? What the fuck happened??? *Sigh* reasons like the ones mentioned is why one guy can turn out a woman and the others are left wondering what has he got that I don't? It's like we're trapped in some god for saken world that moves 10x the speed of the one that used to exist. One day we were meeting guys who lied about wanting to take us to dinner only to try to get us drunk and then screw, to meeting guys who just throw you down and you miraculously land on a mattress with them standing over you saying "grab my dick". Time to keep your emotions in check ladies. Meet a man, suck his dick right away and hope he returns your calls later. With that I say fuck each and every one of you with someone else's twat. Maybe we females are just not meeting real men. Boys trapped in men's bodies? Or aliens from the new world disguised as human males who just want to get to the point? Whatever it is I don't like it. In my situations I was told that maybe some of the guys I meet that know about my site read my sex writings and think that I'm bout it. But that would only take an ignoramus to think that. I think I made it pretty clear that that's not what I'm all about. In the event I tell another man what I do, which I have decided against since my string of bad sexual experiences ( I am a school teacher or secretary depending on my mood) if this isn't a bolder statement to you then I don't know what is. You can get it, if you're fine enough and if I'm feeling...generous. Rare, but there is still a chance. But no matter how fine you are if you come at me on some chicken head shit you will get turned down...hard! Yes I know I look 18, ok sometimes, and I know with a ponytail I seriously can look like 12. But I am a woman and I should be approached as such. Matter of fact, so should all of us that have had to endure these deplorable behaviors from you. From now on gentlemen it's "hello my name is Rick. Would you like to go in the nearest McDonald's for an apple pie and talk about how I can fuck you tonight?" NOT "yo what up ma, I'm Rick. Drop your pants let's fuck!" You catch my drift? To all you simpletons, I am being quite sarcastic. But the bottom line is show some interest, even if it is a little, it's proper sex etiquette. Call more than once a month. When she calls you, talk for more than two minutes at a time. When you come over fill her up with liquor and smooth talk, if you know what smooth talk is. And then you can get it on. Cause if you don't, you'd probably be getting some dry pussy or no pussy at all. You make the choice. |
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